_{...As the channels on the Happy Box switched, one fairly unimpressive one caught the eye of the viewer...}

A large, docile face appeared on the screen, as the person fiddled with the camera.

"... Is this thing on? Oh. A welcome hello, to all of you who are watching this." It began.

"Who am I? W-Well, I am the Interpretor. Uhm... nice to meet you." The timid face moved away from the screen, to reveal a short, stout robotic woman, with claws for hands. Behind her was a blank, grey backdrop, with a sloppily painted sign at the top which read, "HIRE ME".

An upbeat, poignant song began to play.

"So, uhm, yeah. I translate for people, in case you were wondering. So, anyway. Uhm.
Yeah."

"I'm free for hire. Just putting it out there. So. Err. Uhm." She played with her glasses, uncertain what to say.

...

...

... Then she began to twiddle her thumbs.



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"... Oh. Oh! That's right. If you want to contact me, please call me a- *SZHHHHHHH!*


_{Then began another commercial.}