...As the channels on the Happy Box switched, one fairly unimpressive one caught the eye of the viewer...
A large, docile face appeared on the screen, as the person fiddled with the camera.
"... Is this thing on? Oh. A welcome hello, to all of you who are watching this." It began.
"Who am I? W-Well, I am the Interpretor. Uhm... nice to meet you." The timid face moved away from the screen, to reveal a short, stout robotic woman, with claws for hands. Behind her was a blank, grey backdrop, with a sloppily painted sign at the top which read, "HIRE ME".
An upbeat, poignant song began to play.
"So, uhm, yeah. I translate for people, in case